Gift Guide: For Your Younger, but Still Adult, Sister Who Loves Twilight and Glee

(Did I just describe myself?) There has to be someone on my list that I can buy this for:

Tootsie Roll Scarf

If I liked the taste of these vile little candies, I’d buy it for myself (’tis the season!), but alas. I do not.

Available: Fred Flare, $28. (Free shipping until 12/21, enter discount code “reindeer” at check-out, no minimum purchase!)