Hello Secret Santa?
It’s me, Molly.
I know you’re wondering what you should get me for Christmas this year. That’s so sweet of you, but the answer is nothing. I’m just happy you’re my friend. (Are you my friend, Santa? I hope so.)
What’s that? You want to get me something?
No, no… that’s not necessary.
Ok, fine. Twist my arm… if you must get me something, you can get me this:
It’s basically the Mollyest thing I’ve ever seen.