I know I’m probably the second-to-last person in DC to blog this, but I can’t help it. It’s hysterical and totally right on. It more than explains why I will never, ever, EVER live in NOVA. EVER. Because, you might have noticed, I’m not a fan.
Also, I have many friends that used to live in DC that don’t any more… so maybe they weren’t forwarded it 18 times like I was. And with that said, DC-resident Not-So-Quiet-Desperation probably hasn’t seen it either, so really I’m just doing some public service.
* P.S. For all you non-DCers: NOVA is code for “Northern Virginia,” which is code for “fake Virginia,” which is code for “craptastic.” Don’t ever move there. And, also, living in NOVA is not, in fact, living in DC. Sorry.