Have I mentioned how excited I am that Britney’s back? Have I told you my Britney/Election theory? It goes a little something like this:
In 2006, on election day, Britney Spears dumped KFed and the Democrats took control of Congress. The world rejoiced.
In 2008, Britney Spears released Womanizer (so hot, check it out), demonstrates she’s getting her sh*t together, and Obama wins the election to become America’s 44th president. The world rejoiced.
In other words: Britney makes positive changes in her life and Democrats win elections.
Coincidence? I think not.