In the dawning of the age of Obama, Wonkette offers up the age-old question: Are you an Ari, Zeke or Rahm?:
If you’re a former ballet dancer with a hot temper and nine and a half fingers, you’re probably glad to see that this Rahm Emanuel fellow came along. If he can make it, so can you! Emanuel also has two brothers, Zeke and Ari, with whom you might have more in common than you might think. Take Wonkette’s Official Emanuel Brother Diagnostic Personality Test and find out!
I’m a Rahm, but was nearly an Ari. “You’re Rahm. You’re sassy and petulant and disrespectful—but are grounded by your commitment to Judaism — and now you’re working for the Obama White House. You’re Aaron’s Sorkin’s wet dream. Congratulations?”
Yep. Sounds just like me…
(H/t to Marc Ambinder.)