Last Call: Palin-themed porn flick edition (?)

  • “I’ve turned to her advice many times in the past” — McCain, asked if he “could imagine turning to” Sarah Palin for advice “in a foreign policy crisis” (NPR).
  • “Obama’s answers are better” — Bill Clinton, able to get out that much (Bloomberg).
  • “If you’ve got termites in your house, you can’t sit around and pretend you don’t” — Obama, probably offending someone with another animal analogy (“Political Intelligence“).
  • “Another great way to meet like-minded singles this election season is by volunteering for the political organization of your choice” — San Francisco Examiner, multi-tasking.
  • To lower pre-debate expectations even more, during the next installment of her interview with Katie Couric, Palin will break down and admit she never learned how to read.
  • Meanwhile, the people on Joe Biden’s Amtrak train are getting fed up with being used as lab rats to test out his one-liners.
  • With casting already underway for a Palin-themed porn flick, a few enterprising readers have already sent in some title suggestions, including “Northern Exposure,” “Caribooty,” “Drill Baby Drill,” “Nanookie of the North,” “Moan of the Penguins” and “The Bridge to Underwear.”
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One thought on “Last Call: Palin-themed porn flick edition (?)

  1. I heard that McCain interview on NPR this morning and he totally ducked the question. Talk about who you DON’T want answering the phone at 3am – yikes!

    In the fake future, after Pres McCain kicks it, on or around 3am:

    Nat’l Security Advisor: Pres Palin, sorry to wake you but we have a problem on our hands

    Pres Palin: Shit, is Bristol pregnant again?

    NSA: Umm, no madam President, this is your national security advisor calling. Al Queda just blew up Afghanistan, we need you to come down to the situation room.

    PP: The operation room, is Willow in having a baby now too?!?!

    NSA: Oh god, we’re screwed…

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